About

i am much smaller than a church.

but much larger than a blade of grass, or a coke bottle.

Aspiring space cadet, wanton criminal, mental gymnast.

my computer storage is fit to burst, so I might as well use this is as a storage space as it’s much cheaper than icloud. my ego is more fragile than a wine glass in a toolbox.

i enjoy red and white wine, as long as it is price reduced > £2.50. i am sceptical about the competence of the uk government. i would like to learn how to juggle but am dyspraxic.

i really like boats. i worry that if i stay in the bath when i pull out the plug that ill be sucked into the inner london sewage system.

i suffer from seafood intolerance, hay fever and am allergic to mosquito bites. salt makes me bloated. i have one weak ankle from falling down some steps in a club three years ago. contact my GP for more information.